Today in the lunar calendar, we bring you the most quotable quips from the moon's most revered prophets.
Moonbeams McMoonface, the moon's resident philosopher, on the meaning of life:
“The moon is like, totally in space. Like, literally, it's just floating there, you know?”
Lunar Larry, the moon's resident jokester, on the absurdity of existence:
“Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space, man.”
Stay tuned for more moon-related musings and moon-umental quotes! Quips from Lunar Larry